Honk Industries

Funny goose & cat shirts, approved by a goose.

Gary is a goose who is completely sure he runs a real company. His office turns out illustrated tees about geese, cats, dogs, dads, hobbies and the occasional strongly worded memo.

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Gary the goose in a navy necktie
Honk Industriesa legitimate corporation, allegedly
To
All staff
From
Gary, Chief Executive Goose
Re
Christmas and Secret Santa

Secret Santa names have been drawn. Mugs are no longer an approved gift. Anyone caught opening a present before the office party will be moved to the desk next to the printer.

New from Gary's desk

Every design is printed after you order it. Ordering, payment and delivery run through our Etsy shop, which ships to most countries.

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Departments

Each design is one illustration and one joke. Pick the department that sounds like the person you are buying for.

  • Secret Santa Procurement

    Gifts for coworkers you know mostly from meetings, plus goose Christmas tees for the whole family.

    Order early in December

  • The Goose Department

    Gary himself: out of office until spring, in charge of the Christmas lights, strict about spoiling grandchildren.

    All year

  • Animal Management

    A cat assistant with notes on your work, a dog enrolled in a ball retrieval programme.

    All year

  • Weekend Operations

    The thermostat, the personal fishing record, the hike that is definitely flat, the tomato harvest.

    Birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas

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How ordering works

  1. Pick a design hereEach card opens the design's Etsy listing, with sizes, colours and the size chart.
  2. Order on EtsyPayment, buyer protection and returns run through Etsy. Prices show in your own currency.
  3. It is printed for youOur print partner Printful prints each tee after you order. Etsy shows the delivery date for your address before you pay.