Honk Industries

Funny goose shirts, from an actual goose

Most goose shirts are a meme with a goose on it. Ours have a goose behind them. Gary is a stocky white goose in a navy necktie who is entirely convinced he runs a legitimate corporation, and every design on this page is a memo from his desk.

That gives the jokes a voice. Gary does not shout or chase anyone. He sets his out-of-office until spring, he approves the Christmas lights exactly as they came out of the box, and he has formally confirmed that Santa ate the cookies. Deadpan, slightly bureaucratic, and very sure of himself: the silly goose energy, but with a job title.

The goose department

Ordering, payment and delivery run through Etsy. Prices in CHF; Etsy shows your own currency at checkout.

Who a goose shirt is for

  • The person who calls everyone a silly goose. You know who they are. This is their uniform now.
  • Grandparents. Gary has a whole policy on spoiling the grandchildren, and the grandparent tee says so in writing.
  • The colleague who is mentally already on holiday. The out-of-office goose is for anyone who has set an auto-reply in their head.
  • Christmas. The holiday goose tees work as a family set, a Secret Santa present or a shirt you wear to every December gathering on purpose.

What you get

Each goose shirt is an illustrated design printed to order on a soft unisex tee. Fabric, colour options and the size chart are listed on each Etsy page, because they differ a little between designs.

Gary is our own character, drawn for Honk Industries. He is not from a video game and he is not available for hire, although he would like you to think he is busy.

Questions

Is Gary from a game or a meme?

No. Gary is an original Honk Industries character: a goose who believes he is the CEO of a real company.

How do I order a goose shirt?

Every design links to its Etsy listing, where you pick size and colour and pay. Etsy handles delivery, returns and buyer protection.

Can I get the same design for the whole family?

Most designs come in a range of adult sizes, so a matching set for a holiday photo is one order on Etsy.

How long does delivery take?

Each shirt is printed after you order it. Etsy shows the estimated delivery date for your address before checkout.

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