Honk IndustriesChristmas Goose Ideas, Filed by Gary's Holiday Office
Here are Gary's christmas goose ideas, filed in order of how much paperwork they need. These christmas goose ideas cover the porch, the tree, the cards and the gift pile. Gary is a goose in a navy tie, and he runs the Holiday Office with great seriousness.
Every idea below is small, cheerful and safe for the whole family. Pick one, or pick all of them and call it a department.
The porch goose Christmas wardrobe
A porch goose christmas outfit is the classic move. If your house already has a concrete goose by the door, December is its busiest month. Gary considers this a seasonal staffing arrangement.
Some outfits the Holiday Office has approved:
- A red knitted scarf and a tiny Santa hat, for the opening week.
- A small wreath worn as a collar, for a more formal look.
- Reindeer antlers on a headband, for the week the guests arrive.
- A little name badge that says "Front Desk," because someone has to greet visitors.
Change the outfit once a week and the neighbours start checking in. Gary calls this customer engagement.
Goose Christmas decorations for inside
Indoor goose christmas decorations work best in small numbers. One goose on the mantel is charming. Eleven geese on the mantel is a board meeting.
The goose Christmas tree
Hang a handful of goose ornaments between plain white and navy baubles so each goose is easy to spot. Put a small goose on top instead of a star. Gary would like it noted that the top of the tree is a management position.
The table
Fold napkins into wings, or tuck a paper goose next to each place card. Kids like finding their own goose before dinner. It also keeps them busy for about four minutes.
A funny goose Christmas card
A funny goose christmas card is the cheapest idea on this list and often the best received. Draw a goose in a Santa hat, or write a short memo from Gary to the family. One line is enough.
Some lines the Holiday Office has signed off:
- "Your request for a merry Christmas has been approved."
- "Please find attached: one card, one goose, best wishes."
- "The Holiday Office thanks you for another year of service."
For coworkers, sign it from your department. Gary finds that a card from "Accounts Receivable" lands with real warmth. If you need more office ideas, the Secret Santa gifts for coworkers page has the full list.
Goose shirts for the family gift pile
If you want a goose gift someone can wear, a shirt with one clear joke is the easy answer. Gary has three in the current filing cabinet, each for a different kind of family member.
- For the person in charge of the lights: the It Came Like This goose Christmas shirt, with Gary tangled in a string of lights and no regrets.
- For the cookie suspect: the Santa Ate Them goose shirt, which settles the matter officially.
- For grandma or grandpa: the I Spoil Them, It's Policy goose shirt, for the grandparent who brings one extra present every year.
Matching goose shirts also make a good family photo. Gary recommends standing in order of seniority. The rest of the designs are in the funny goose shirts collection.
Goose for Christmas dinner: Gary's official position
People do search for goose for Christmas dinner. Gary has read the request and would like to point out that the potatoes are very nice this year. So are the carrots.
His department suggests a goose-shaped bread roll, a goose cookie cutter for dessert, or a goose drawn on the menu card. All of these are fully edible and none of them are Gary. He has stamped this paragraph twice.
Small goose ideas for the last week of December
Some ideas take almost no time and still count:
- Leave a paper goose footprint trail from the tree to the presents.
- Write the gift tags as memos: "To: Sam. Re: Socks. Status: Approved."
- Give the porch goose a small present to hold on Christmas Eve.
- Put a goose sticker on the advent calendar's last door.
Gary will review the results in January. He reviews everything in January. It is the busiest month for the Holiday Office, after December.
For every design in one place, visit the shop. The Holiday Office wishes you a well-organised Christmas.
Which Christmas goose are you?
The Holiday Office needs to file you correctly. Answer two questions.
Questions people ask
What can I do with a porch goose at Christmas?
Dress it in a small scarf, a Santa hat or a little wreath collar. Change the outfit once a week through December if you enjoy a running joke with the neighbours.
What is a good funny goose Christmas gift?
A goose shirt with one clear joke is easy to give and easy to wear to family gatherings. Pick the joke that fits the person, such as the cookie thief or the grandparent who spoils everyone.
How do I decorate a Christmas tree with a goose theme?
Mix a few goose ornaments with plain white and navy baubles so the geese stand out. A small goose as the tree topper finishes the look.
Is a goose Christmas card a good idea for coworkers?
Yes, a goose card is friendly, family-safe and a little absurd, which suits most offices. Write one short line inside and sign it from your department.